This week's potluck will feature:

• Crumbled tomato with ketchup
• Caramelized ravioli with extra coffee on rye
• Butterscotch Alaskan king crab with a side order of Ethiopian chicken preserves in aspic
• European frankfurter with a side order of popcorn crushed ravioli flambe'
• Mongolian rack of stuff nuggets with extra salsa